GEORGE WASHINGTON'S TEETH

False teeth. False history. Real laughter.

Mark St. Germain's delightfully zany comedy takes us to the sleepy town of New Bunion, New England, where the struggling New Bunion Historical Society is about to lose everything. Unpaid bills. Dwindling membership. And now the mayor wants to banish them to the basement of the senior center.

The three indomitable women who run the Society aren't going down without a fight. And when a set of George Washington's actual dentures surfaces in the unlikeliest of places, they hatch a plan that's equal parts brilliant and bonkers.

Think The Golden Girls meets National Treasure, with a dash of small-town scandal and a spectacular amount of heart. It's silly, smart, and surprisingly moving — exactly the kind of evening that reminds you why live theatre matters.

Bring your friends. This one's going to become a story you tell for years.

Performance Dates: October 16 – 25, 2026

Venue: Playhouse

Run Time: Approximately 2 hours, including one intermission

Parent Advisory Family-friendly (PG) — suitable for all ages 10+